Hump-day Humor 2010-2

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Urban Camping

My wife is out of town this week so I thought it would be a good time to rotate some of my camping provisions, you know, packaged food with a half-life of radium. I keep a store of these items so I can go off in the wild for up to three days without going shopping first. But I think once a man hits the age of five a good guideline is not to eat anything that's been dead longer than he's been alive, and some of my SPAM cans are approaching that.

The exciting news is I discovered a new way to eat SPAM! I made SPAM gyros the other night. I stopped by the store on the way home and bought a small single serving of plain yogurt, a cucumber, and some dill. I mixed these together and that made the gyro sauce. I sliced the SPAM into long, thin rectangles and fried it in the skillet. I then lathered the sauce onto a low carb tortilla wrap, added some sliced onion, shredded lettuce, and the fried SPAM. SPAM lovers (and you know who you are) you must try this!